comedian, family man, nerd, smart ass. This thing only shows 1/3 of the crap I post, it seems? More stuff is up at my site:ChadRiden.comTumblr (3.0; @chadriden)http://chadriden.tumblr.com/<p>We’ve gotten a light dusting of snow. Good job Nashville schools! You’ve protected our children from getting slightly moist.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321810348http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321810348Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:30:30 -0600<p>I’m pretty sure dental hygienists leave the Nitrous oxide hose thing on so they don’t have to look up your nose the whole time.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321308626http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321308626Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:30:01 -0600<p>Lady at dentists office:”kids think they’re not cool if they don’t have the latest gadgets.” me:”they AREN’T cool, but toys won’t fix that.”</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321219645http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/321219645Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:55:18 -0600<p>Bottom teeth out, new steel lowers / deadly anti-spy weapons are in. Already accidentally bit my tongue off.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/320162924http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/320162924Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:26:39 -0600<p>Spending entire day at the dentist having my teeth replaced with steel teeth like Richard Kiel as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me & Moonraker.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/319850512http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/319850512Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:31:34 -0600<p>“Pet Psychic Encounters” is as retarded as you’d expect.. and I’d love to mock it, but I can’t tolerate this old british woman’s accent.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314337742http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314337742Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:43:42 -0600<p>watching my TiVo’d SNL rerun. Dave Mathews Band has been playing this same song for what, 15 years now? & I thought I hated it way back then</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314221718http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314221718Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:17:48 -0600<p>..the average comic isnt an ass-hat. we generally dont make fun of people unless they bring it upon themselves (like you, weird looking guy)</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314217561http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/314217561Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:14:57 -0600<a href="http://nashvillecomedy.com/chadriden/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2010-01-02/">Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-02</a>: <p><ul class="aktt_tweet_digest"> <li>New Years Resolution: work much harder at growing my beard to be the awesomest MFing beard you’ve ever seen in your whole damn life <a href="http://twitter.com/ChadRiden/statuses/7188721259" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a> </li> <li>Callia talking smack to the Pokemon Battle Revolution Wii…</li> </ul></p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/313309430http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/313309430Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:56:56 -0600<a href="http://nashvillecomedy.com/chadriden/jackass-picks-up-roadkill-deer-off-the-interstate/">Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate</a>: <p>Of course, the jackass is me. This is a video clip I previously put on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48-NEy1bB-4&feature=player_embedded">the YouTubes</a> but I just put it up on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d5cd01b6d/jackass-picks-up-roadkill-deer-off-the-interstate">the FunnyOrDie</a> the other day, so I thought I’d re-whore it. </p> <p>It’s a mostly true story…</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310633877http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310633877Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:12:56 -0600<p>“Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” - just wrote up ‘the rest of the story’ on <a href="http://ping.fm/sfVuD">http://ping.fm/sfVuD</a></p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310514503http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310514503Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:18:44 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: dipshits dropping bass beats (as if it’s still 1992) while creeping past my house at 2 mph at 3 a.m. — die in a fire.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310307168http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/310307168Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:19:50 -0600<p>My 6-year-old daughter just asked me to play Spin The Bottle with her. I have failed as a parent.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309973092http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309973092Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:58:51 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: anyone who gave up on the dream. The difference between success and failure is your choices.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309390483http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309390483Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:56:11 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: anything “too big to fail” - those are exactly the things that should fail. You’re all wrong and retarded.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309390008http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309390008Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:55:52 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: Wall Street. Anything that can fluctuate in “value” by major percentages a minute HAS to be worthless.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309389480http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309389480Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:55:31 -0600<p>Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said in the last thirty seconds.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309385208http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309385208Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:52:30 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: people offended by the word “retarded” - mentally handicapped people aren’t.. and YOU are silly.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383884http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383884Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:51:35 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: the ass-clowns ruining WRVU-FM. Vanderbilt has some really cool people.. but there are also Total Dicks.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383470http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383470Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:51:18 -0600<p>Crappy New Year to: insurance companies. Suck it. What a scam you’re running.. I hope our entire fake economy crashes.</p>http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383065http://chadriden.tumblr.com/post/309383065Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:51:01 -0600