ChadRiden

“Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” - just wrote up ‘the rest of the story’ on http://ping.fm/sfVuD

Crappy New Year to: dipshits dropping bass beats (as if it’s still 1992) while creeping past my house at 2 mph at 3 a.m. — die in a fire.

My 6-year-old daughter just asked me to play Spin The Bottle with her. I have failed as a parent.

Crappy New Year to: anyone who gave up on the dream. The difference between success and failure is your choices.

Crappy New Year to: anything “too big to fail” - those are exactly the things that should fail. You’re all wrong and retarded.

Crappy New Year to: Wall Street. Anything that can fluctuate in “value” by major percentages a minute HAS to be worthless.

Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said in the last thirty seconds.

Crappy New Year to: people offended by the word “retarded” - mentally handicapped people aren’t.. and YOU are silly.

Crappy New Year to: the ass-clowns ruining WRVU-FM. Vanderbilt has some really cool people.. but there are also Total Dicks.

Crappy New Year to: insurance companies. Suck it. What a scam you’re running.. I hope our entire fake economy crashes.