ChadRiden

oh no! Would-be assassin Oscar Ramiro Ortega has a beard. Will this affect MY beards popularity in the polls? Let’s all pray together.

RT @curlycomedy: Whenever I get lonely on the road I cheer myself up with, “At least I don’t live here.”

this morn. @CalliaRiden heard Sandusky deny the charges on the radio and said, “If I ever met him.. well, I’m just glad I know the F-word.”

TONIGHT @ 9pm @CorporateJugger Presents: @RoryScovel at @BongoJava http://t.co/AmsmTFnC !!buy tix online in advance.. this WILL sell out!!

RT @BRADBRADBRAD: Comedy tonight at the Bellevue Pub 8:00 me and funny people and booze

Downloading the Love’s truck stop “ultimate drivers’ app” so I can keep up with my reward points and know when I’ve earned a free shower.

RT @splangy17: If people loved Jesus half as much as they loved football Catholics would’ve showed up like these penn state students. #f …

ATTN: all rappers (and anyone else, for that matter) who “can’t stop” and/or “won’t stop.” Please reconsider.

RT @Tennessean 200,000 rounds of #Memphis Police ammo missing. tnne.ws/rYsyPc // It’s MEMPHIS! I’m sure a good samaritan will turn it in.

RT @superpixels: @ChadRiden I don’t think HerpesSimplexIIPops are gonna fly off the shelves, chief.